An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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