What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Replacement Referees

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Japan

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Matthew Baker

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Guess what? Bananas

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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