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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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