- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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