Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

I'm HIV positive.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

I am a women

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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