what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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punchline below punchline above

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Anti Joke

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