A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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