What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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are u black unlucky

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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hello

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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