- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Logan's gay

My mum is called Steve

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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