What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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