- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

eoin burgin is fat

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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