why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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How do you end a sentence

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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James Patrick Campbell

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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