what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What's the capital of Ohio? O

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

No soup for you!

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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