the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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adam hodgson !

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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im gay

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Anti Joke

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