Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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dry handjob

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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