- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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