Cripples are lame.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

BIG PENIS

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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