What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Anti Joke

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