Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Roses are flowers.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Im gay What about you

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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