- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

osama bin laden is dead

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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