- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

You're tall.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

mikey is cute

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

My Butthole.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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