- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

i killed my family

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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