- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

hey guys im gay

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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