- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the car do? CRASH!

black people

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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