- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Shea's sty....

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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