Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

I like the color potato.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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