Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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