Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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WNBA

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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