What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Neither did she.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Women's Rights..

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

National security?

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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