Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

what goes boo a sock

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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