- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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