- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.