- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did? Yes

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What hurts like hell? HELL

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