- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

feminine literature

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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