roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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