What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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