- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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