- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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