What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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