What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Ebola

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Corn Muffins

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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