womens rights

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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knock knock go away!!!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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you just read an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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