- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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