- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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