- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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