Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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