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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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