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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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