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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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david what a baghead

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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