- Anti Joke

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Terry has ebola

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July