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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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