a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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