What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Womens rights

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Anti Joke

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