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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

i committed murder

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What does water taste like? Water

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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