Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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