Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

-knock knock! -doors open

Tommy got neutered.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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