10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Water? I hardly know her.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Alchohol.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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