What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Adam Chebali has no life

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Who invented apple? God

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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