Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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