What's your guys names?

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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