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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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