A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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I <3 Hitler

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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