- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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