- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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