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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Women's rights.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Ol-ive

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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