Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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im gay

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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