- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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