- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Charlie Sheen is winning

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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