Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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