What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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