- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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