B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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