- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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