- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Justin beiber's penis

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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